queer eye for the straight girl

I have church in 7 hours.

However, there are 4 homosexuals in my living room that is empty. Everything is echoing.

I've been using this time as an opportunity to learn about what gay men talk about when they have "guy's nights".

So far their conversations have consisted of the following topics:
Tank tops.
The Spice Girls.
Christina Aguilera.
Rapping Nicki Minaj.
Dancing.
Tranny poses.
Diner food.
Shaving and trimming chest hair.
Nair debates.
Astrological signs and its' role in dating.

I guess I'm learning a lot.